Re: Greetings to you my dear friend, Very Urgent and Important.‏

Dear Friend

I sincerely apologize for contacting your without due permission or under-going due process. I was left with no choice that to contact you immediately because I consider this information is very Urgent and Emergency. You will agree with me that experience is the best teacher as we say. I have had allot of bad and hurtful experiences from those Fucking Internet Scammers. I received over 50 mails each day telling me to claim by Inheritance Funds worth Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand United Stated Dollars. I fell to this trap and I lost allot of money. I will never forgive those Bastards from Africa to be specific Nigeria.

I am pleased to inform you that i am one of the most happiest women on health now because I was contacted by the Federal High Court Officials who directed me to the Real Organization in charge of my Funds. Now I have my funds directly transferred to my Bank Account. I will have to enjoy the rest of my life and family with this Fund as I resign my job on the 27th of March 2013. I have no reason to keep working when i have enough Funds to set up my own establishment.

Now you will be surprised how I got to know you. I was with the Federal High Court Official to sign and approve the Transfer of my Funds to my Bank (Bank Of America). I saw your e-mail address among the Beneficiaries of this Funds. I felt very sorry for those names and e-mail contacts because I know they might have been scammed by those Bastard. I quickly write out your name and email address . This is why I am contacting you today.

If you have received any mail asking you to make any form of payment to get your Funds. I advice you to ignore such mail now and contact the Federal High Court Official in charge of the Release of your Funds. If you can contact her now, she is going to process your Funds Papers immediately and you will have your Funds transferred to your Bank Account within the next 24-48hours. But you will be required to provide your information to prove that you are the real owner and Beneficiary of this Fund. You can contact Barrister Kimberly Marlin via e-mail as stated below:

Federal High Court Of Justice (United Kingdom)
Name: Barrister Kimberly Marlin (Federal High Court Official)
E-mail: kimberlymarlin@yahoo.cn
Tel: +44188748007

My Dear Friend, I hope I have been able to help and prevent you from falling a scam victim to those insolent bastards. Please feel very free to get back to me if you need more information on this, i will be willing to help. Bye for now.

Utmost Regards
Mary Wells.

PAYMENT NOTIFICATION...2013‏

OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Our Ref: removed
Your Ref: ...............
TELEX: CENTRALBANK.
PAYMENT FILE: removed
Phone: +234-+234-8036940330
Email: hisexcellencylamidosanusi@xd.ae

Attn:
PAYMENT NOTIFICATION.

Definitely, I know that this letter will be a surprising one to you. Firstly, I will like to introduce myself formally as Mr. Lamido Sanusi, The Executive Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

I am officially contacting you today because your Inheritance Funds were Re-deposited into the "Federal Suspense Account" of CBN last week, because you did not forward your Claim as the Right beneficiary. Well known to all, The Central Bank of Nigeria is the mother Bank of all commercial Banks here in Nigeria.

Really these men were unexpected by me because their visit was impromptu. I had to ask them why they came to see me in person and they said that they were here to Collect the Inheritance Bill Sum of (US$2,000,000 ) which rightfully belongs to you, on your behalf.

At this development I asked them who authorized them to come down to Nigeria for the Collection of this Payment and they told me that you asked them to come and collect this Funds on your Behalf. In fact this was the biggest shock that this Bank have ever received so far because your Inheritance Funds is still in the "Federal Suspense Account" of CBN, yet you sent these men to come and collect this Funds on your behalf without notifying us.

We in this Bank do not understand why you sent these men to come and Collect your Funds on your behalf. If actually you want them to help you collect your Inheritance Bill Sum, at least you should have informed me as the Executive Governor of this Bank.
They actually tendered some Vital Documents, which proved that you actually sent them for the Collection of these Fund. Honestly, it really baffles me that you took such decision without my consent.

Here are the Documents, which they tendered to this Bank
1. LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION.
2. HIGH COURT INJUNCTION.
3. ORDER TO RELEASE.

Actually, these Documents, which they tendered to this Noble Bank, is a clear Proof that you sent them to Collect this Funds for you. Finally, I told them to come back and they promised to come back.

As the Governor of this Noble Bank, I was supposed to Release this Funds to them but I refused to do so because I wanted to hear from you first. Due to the Nature of my job, I will not want to make any mistake in Releasing this Funds to anyone except you whom is the Recognized Bonafide Beneficiary to this Funds.

Kindly clarify us on this issue before we make this Payment to these foreigners whom came on your behalf. In receipt of this confidential Letter, you are required to respond immediately to this email: with your full name, address and phone number for reconfirmation and immediate action.

You are to call me immediately you receive this email with my direct cell phone for more information on the way forward +234-+234-8036940330

NB.WE DISCOVERED YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED IN ONE WAY OR THE OTHER,BUT PLEASE NOW THAT WE HAVE DISCOVERED THAT PLEASE GET BACK TO US AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO THAT WE CAN GET YOUR FUND DELIVERED TO YOU .OR YOU CAN CALL ME ON MY LINE FOR MORE DETAILS.


By and large,the only thing you are to pay for if you will be claiming your funds by your own self is the administrative charges and the paper work as imposed by the federal government of Nigeria and Central Bank Policy, is $200.
OFFICIALLY SIGNED.
Governor.Lamido Sanusi
Phone: +234-8036940330
Email: hisexcellencylamidosanusi@xd.ae

NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM MASTER CARD.CONTACT MR ANTHONY‏

Dear Beneficiary,

NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM MASTER CARD

This is the second email notification from zenith Bank Plc to you now, this is regarding your long over-due fund which you have been finding it difficult to receive via a Certified Bank Draft issued by zenith bank Plc. We have arranged your payment through our International ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America, Africa and Asia Pacific, this is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate in respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.

Now your conduct code is ATM 101. We shall send you an International Swift ATM CARD ( Master Card) from zenith Bank Plc which you are to use in accessing your funds via in any ATM MACHINE location any where in the world. And your maximum withdraw dally will be Five Thousand United States Dollars ($5,000..00) valued sum at Two Million Five hundred thousand United States Dollars {$2,500,000.00} which has been programmed in the card already to you as our beneficiary.

GUIDE LINE: immediately the release of your card from the bank which will be activated already with your total value amount {$2,500,000.00},your processing officer Mr Anthony Morrison will provide you the attached followings, ATM master card copy,(CRESTED IN YOUR NAME) Latter of Guarantee (WITH THE BANK NAME),Prove of Ownership Certificate.including his identification card,to clarify the legitimacy of this funds.


EMAIL ADDRESS: mr.anthony_morrison@yahoo.com.ph
DIRECT TEL-NUMBER: +234-809-227-3438

NOTE: once your ATM master card is release with all the listed document from your processing officer Mr Anthony Morrison, all you need after that is to get your APPROVAL ORDER CERTIFICATE as it will be needed in your name so as to secure your shipment safely in 48hrs. the courier company will need a copy of that approval and you will be charge less to get that certificate as we have spooking personally with the manager in charge in your behalf.

Now if you desire to receive your ATM master card and start making withdraw of your funds now, Kindly re-confirm your details so as to facilitate the immediate release from Zenith Bank immediately and send out to you.

(1) Your Full Name :
(2) Full Residential Address : (P.O.BOX NOT ALLOWED)
(3) Direct and Current Phone :
(4) Nationality :
(5) Present Country :
(6)passport identification:

Please Note : As soon as your details have been received here by the SWIFT Zenith ATM CARD CENTER, you are therefore advised to stop any further communications with all other bodies such as the Compensation and Finance House, Lottery Organization etc ....
So as to facilitate the immediate release of your ATM Card and more so to avoid mis-appropriation of your Card.. our last shipment has already start making withdraw now by the following tracking numbers.you can confirm with http://fedex.com/ and the tracking Numbers: removed: once again please remember your ( ATM 101 ) as this is to be your subject when responding to our email to prove that truly, you received our email and to differentiate our office from any fraudulent office who will be claiming to be us. We shall be expecting to receive your information as you have to stop any further communication with anybody or office.

Thanks for your co-operation.

I WAS MANDATED BY THE PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE FEDERAL EXECUTIVE COUNCIL (FEC), THE SENATE COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN DEBTS RECONCILIATION AND IMPLEMENTATION PANEL ON CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FUNDS TO COMPLETE THE ENTIRE UNPAID FUNDS.YOU ARE REQUIRED AS A MATTER OF URGENCY TO RECONFIRM YOUR DETAILS INCLUDING YOUR NAME PHONE NUMBER AND YOUR ADDRESS FOR VERIFICATION AND IMMEDIATE PAYMENT WITHIN 24 HOURS TO ENABLE YOUR PAYMENT OF US$10.7M‏

(there was no message, just a stupidly long message header)

A New rate has been assigned to your account‏

Dear (your email address) ,

The Federal Reserve has Collapsed Refi-Rates

#removed - Look Here to see your newly assigned rate.

Because of recent stimulus awarded,
you probably qualify for the Presidents
Making Homes Affordable Plan.

New Housing Payment Details!

We Are Hiring‏

We are looking for secret evaluators to help us carry out surveys in your area. Earn $500 weekly. Please visit our offer signup page to SignUp .


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OFFCIE OF THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF).‏

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
HEAD OFFICE. WASHINGTON, D.C., UNITED STATE OF AMERICA.
TELEPHONE: 001-757-602-0704.

ATTN:

This is to enlighten you of a very important information which will be of a great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been experiencing in getting your long over due payment due to excessive demand of money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier Companies, Diplomatic agents and fraudulent barristers after which your fund/payment remain unpaid to you.

I am Mr. Joseph Peterson a highly placed official of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) Washington, D.C. were I have been assigned to take responsibility of your funds remittance to you with out further delay. It may interest you to know that reports have reached our office by so many correspondence on the uneasy way which people like you are treated by Various Banks and Courier Companies across Europe to Africa and Asia and we have decided to put a stop to these nightmares, which is the reason I was appointed to handle your transaction.

All Governmental and Non-Governmental parasites, NGOs, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Courier companies which have been in contact with you of late have been instructed to quit and back up from your transaction and YOU have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the IMF is now directly in charge of your payment. You are hereby advised NOT to remit further payment to any institutions with respect to your transaction/funds remittance as your fund will be transferred to you directly from our source. I hope this is clear. Any action contrary to this instruction is at your own risk.

Respond to this e-mail on (josephpeterson@yahoo.cn) with immediate effect and we shall give you further details on how your funds will be released to you. Contact the above enail immediately for immediate response.

NB: Please kindly report any suspected scam/fraud email or ongoing transaction to this office immediately for investigation and verification and wait for feedback. God bless you.

Regards,
Mr. Joseph Peterson (Director)
International Monetary Fund
Head Department Washington D.C.
© 2013




Actually, I think it would be fun to forward other scammer emails to this fake regulatory organization and see what happens. Maybe they'll just be like "Yes, we have verified this *&%!@, and advise you to continue with the totally official and safe transaction."

VS¨ for a prize of a brand new 2012 Mobel BMW 7 Series Car and a Check of $500,000.00usd‏

BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
ROCKVIEW, ARKANSAS. 49812
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Dear Winner,

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a brand new 2012 Mobel BMW 7 Series Car and a Check of $500,000.00usd from international programs held on the 1st section 2013 in the UNITED STATE OF AMERICA.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system (ESS) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you were selected.

The BMW Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary claims department for more information as regards procedures to claim your prize.

Name: Mr. David Burt
Email: davidburt101@gmail.com

Contact him by providing him with your secret pin code Number BMW:removed. You are also advised to provide him with the
Under listed information as soon as possible:

1. Name in full. 2. Address.
3. Nationality. 4. Age.
5. Occupation. 6. Phone/Fax.
7. Present Country. 8. Email address.
9. pin code Number BMW:removed

Mr. Darl Servey
THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS
BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Your AccesD Online Account Is Temporarily Limited / AccèsD compte en ligne est temporairement limitée‏

Dear Customer

We need your help resolving an issue with your profile. To give us time to work together on this, your Desjardins account is temporarily limited what you can do with your profile until the issue is resolved.

Please Click here to review your account activity and upon verification, we will remove any restrictions placed on your account.
(This process can take a few minutes, we thank you for your patience)

Your timely response would be greatly appreciated.

Thank for choosing Desjardins

Yours sincerely,

BOYD PAYNE
Executive Vice President.

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Cher client

Nous avons besoin de votre collaboration pour résoudre un probleme avec votre profil. Pour nous permettre de travailler sur cet inconvenient, l'acces a votre compte sera restrein.

Pour éviter tout délais dans le rétablissement des services, veyez Cliquer ici pour revoir et valider les informations au compte. Suite a une vérification des donnés nous retireront la restriction.
(Ce processus peut prendre quelques minutes , nous vous remercions de votre patience)

Votre coopération serait tres aprécié.

Merci d'avoir choisi la banque Desjardins

Cordialement,

BOYD PAYNE
Vice-président exécutif.



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