It has been brought to our notice that you have not been paid your long overdue grant payment by the UN. This is due to some corrupt hoodlums, and some corrupt government officials who try to divert your money into their own private pocked. We have arranged your payment through International ATM Card Payment Center,this is part of an instruction passed by the United Nations in respect to all over delayed payment.

The Payment Center department will send your ATM Card valued sum of (US$8M). which you are to use in accessing your fund in any ATM MACHINE located any where in the world, and the maximum withdrawal daily limit is US$15000,00. So kindly contact the Payment Center with the below information, Most importantly you are advised to send your full data to him, which includes:

Full Name:
Current Residential Address:
Direct Phone Number:

All arrangements have been made to deliver your atm card to your door step, through our reliable courier agent.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Best Regards,


33, Liberty Street, New York, NY 10038 USA.

Attention Beneficiary:

This is to inform you that we have on the 27th day of August,2014 received a payment credit instruction from the Central Bank Of Nigeria to credit your account with your full Inheritance fund of US$10.5Million.
However, you shall required to provide the followings datas below:

Full Name:

Bank Name:
Account No.:
Routing No.:
Swift Code:
Account Name:

Please do provide the above information accurately, because this office cannot afford to be held liable for any wrong transfer of funds or liability of funds credited into a ghost account.

Thanks for banking with Federal Reserve Bank New York while we looking forward to serving you with the best of our service.

Thanks and God bless you.


Yours in Service,

Mrs.Janet Yellen
Chairwoman Federal Reserve Board New York,

In an interesting turn of events, this "Federal Reserve Bank of New York" email came from the same person who sent my "Bank of America" email. Both of which make me a totally awesome beneficiary. What's the luck? From: Mrs Janet Yellen with email:

RE: Telegraphic Wire Transfer Payment from Bank of America United States.‏

Bank of America
150 Broadway Ave
New York, NY 10038 Usa.

Telegraphic Wire Transfer Payment from Bank of America United States.

This is an official notice from the Bank of America in regards to the transfer of your inheritance/ lottery funds worth $10.5 million united states dollars. Meanwhile we are very sorry for the delay in this transaction which was as a result of the latter we received from one Mr.John F Wiley .

We wish to notify you that a man named Mr.John F Wiley sent a letter to our bank here in the united states claiming that you are dead and he stated that before you died, you informed him about your funds worth $10.5 million which is in our bank here in the United States.
Note that Mr.John F Wiley also sent a copy of your death certificate to us, to prove to us that you are dead as he claimed, but we did not believe him because we know that there are so many scam activities going on here in the united states.

As a matter of fact, He also gave us every reason to believe that you are dead, and he is ready to take care of what ever it will cost to get your funds transferred into his own account, but we decided to contact you first to be sure that you are dead as he claimed before releasing your funds worth $10.5 million to Mr.John F Wiley

So are you dead or are you still alive? Be informed that we are going to release the funds to Mr.John F Wiley if you do not respond back to us within the next 2 working days to.

Please ,If you are still alive, kindly fill all the information below to enable us credit your account without any delay.

Full Name:

Bank Name:
Account No.:
Routing No.:
Swift Code:
Account Name:

However, we shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr.John F Wiley if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today.

I will be waiting for your urgent response.

Sincerely yours,

Mr. Brian t. Moynihan
Manager Bank of America

This 'bank of america' mail came from Mr. Brian t. Moynihan with 'super-official-looking' email:

[ Mosa Geest Take me ]‏


Mosa Geest Hate me!
Rosaura Bueller

Peter Carhart How do you do‏

Peter Carhart The chief medical officer appeared a little startled. It wasn't an expression that became her.
"Generally, that should be possible. I could give you a more specific answer, if you'd like."
"But it was my first good hand!" the Grabanster trilled.
Caridad Junkins

Not sure if this is a scam either. These are just some weird emails I've been getting the last few weeks. I'm sorry, but if you're name is Peter Carhart and you're reading this, your name is totally fake.

[ Gassan Schrecker Kiss me there. Lick every inch of me. ]‏

Gassan Schrecker I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this.
Don't you dare come until I say you can!
Lie back and shut up! I'm going to make you come until you can't breathe.
Tell me all the dirty little things you do when you masturbate, you naughty boy/girl. Tell me everything, baby. Tell me how you play with yourself.
Where do you want to come?
What a hot nasty girl you are! I will wash your mouth out with my cum if you talk dirty, naughty girl.
You little slut, I'm going to fuck you till you can't walk! Ready?
Dontae Bowns

No idea. Click on it if you guys want, but I don't think I'm going to. Is it a scam? I don't know anymore.

Rasa Boemio How's it going?‏

Rasa Boemio "Is that the defense you'll make for him when he's court-martialed?" Dax asked. As far as she knew, Dr. Bashir had no experience whatsoever in living off the land, and the terrain of the devastated Kaladrys Valley was not one of the most hospitable on Bajor. She was concerned for him, and it came out as waspishness.
"From what I saw in Crossroads, that's not an easy life, either."
Heart pounding, she pressed herself flat beside the door and drew a stun grenade. This had better work. She set it for a two-second delay, then tossed it into the room.
"All right," agreed Sisko, pausing thoughtfully between sips. "Just say, 'I drank too much coffee.' "
Lavaughn Sarvas

I have no freaking idea what this email is all about. But it's definitely not something I need.

Verifying Your Account‏

Dear Valued Customer,

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Your PayPal account have been limited due to the following reason:

A number of suspicious activities have triggered our security system that shows that an un-authorized user
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to your account. We have sent you an attachment containing the necessary steps in order to restore your
account to its normal state. Simply download and open it in your web browser.

Please do understand that this is a security measure intended to protect you and your account.
We apologize for any inconvenience.

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This email has a zip attachment, did not open; also included paypal's logo in the message.
From this really 'official' email address: PayPal Security Team,